Gettin' 2 Know You

Mehn! I'm working on a tight deadline here. Bola gave me 24 hours to list my weird habits. Thing is I thought about this all night long...briefly disrupted by my ehem-ehem with ma gurl....Shit, I couldn't come up with 5, just 5 weird habits about me which is weird in itself. Ahh, I think I have an idea on what to do. You know Sister Cleo called me collect last night. I guess I better give her a call. She should be able to tell me a thing or two about moa.

This is what she said about me o:

1. That I am allergic to oyibo chics. Each time I indulge in a one night stand thing with an oyibo chic, it turns out to be a stalking affair. Hold on my phone is ringing. Damn its Amber again. This is her 5th call this morning and its just 8am.

2. I always make the mistake of trusting someone before I get to know the real person. Shit I always get disappointed. But come next person, my hands and my heart are wide open to be hurt again.

3. I hardly attend church service but I can quote the scriptures like I wrote it.

4. Oh yeah, I recall Nneka talking about underwear the other day. Me, I no dey wear dem often o. I prefer to go 'free Willie'.

5. I'm a wild one. Never been committed to anyone; wouldn't have imagined being with a girl for more than a few nights but my girl gat me doing tha dishes now and its been 2 years now. Damn I'm sprung and that shit is weird.


Imma tag:
1. ivyprincess_04
2. Obinna
3. IB
4. ADETOKUNBO MARTINS