Name:Mr, Dr. Mrs(whatever) Deprieye Alamieyeseigha
Gender: Male or Female (whichever one I feel like today)
Location: Amasoma, Yenegoa, London or in Germany getting a belly tuck.
Occupation: Hobbies: Embezzlement, money-laundering, lying and cheating
Description:
I am an unimpressionable human being with total lack of concern for the common people through whose mandate I have the privilege to travel to Germany in order to have my tummy tucked.
Gender: Male or Female (whichever one I feel like today)
Location: Amasoma, Yenegoa, London or in Germany getting a belly tuck.
Occupation: Hobbies: Embezzlement, money-laundering, lying and cheating
Description:
I am an unimpressionable human being with total lack of concern for the common people through whose mandate I have the privilege to travel to Germany in order to have my tummy tucked.
Pardon my lack of administrative skills but I can assure you that I am well versed in abject incompetence. I must assure you that I have a tendency of breaking the hearts of millions of teachers, laborers, social workers and civil servants heart by stashing their hard-earned salaries in foreign accounts. I take unreasonable vacations at their expense. As for my children, I dare not send them to educational any institution in Nigeria where I have the power to effect changes to enhance the educational standard. I proudly own real estate property in A-List neighborhoods in the United States of America even though I can hardly provide adequate housing for millions of Bayelsans whom I was ‘elected’ to serve – well, lets just believe I was elected into that position; shall we?
Although I preside over a state whose land flows with crude oil that nourish the economy of Africa’s most populous nation, I can hardly provide good road network to parade my luxurious fleet of cars.
Ooops! Lest I forget. I am extremely confused about my gender. It’s a dilemma in which I have come up with a brilliant idea to resolve. I cross-dress sometimes. In other words, I’m a master of disguise. If you don’t believe me, ask the incompetent British security whom I hoodwinked.
4 comments:
You could not have put it any better! He better be ashamed of himself! This is when parents really embarrass thier kids!
Anyway still laughing at the comment you left on my blog!
Nice one
Glad he ain't my daddy. But he is finer as a woman sha. Heard some Ijaw elders want him to go for sacrficial cleansing because an ijaw man is not supposed to dress as a woman and homosexuality blah blah blah. Trust Nigerians to overstretch ever damn thing.. Like chill the hell out.. it's a freaking disguise...costume change... trickery. Why does everything have to be debated as an issue of morality. The guy just found another means of 419ing everybody. He made a buffoon out of himself, but i must say it's great tabloid material
I agree with you Aduare. There are some customes in that country that should be striken from the books and forever be forgotten. All these moral debate has taken away the core issue in this national embarassment. I want to know what OBJ is going to do about this issue.
Nnena, that was some good stuff though. I enjoy your writting for real. Can't wait to see what shoe strings u will be tugging on next.
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