November 29, 2005

What is OBJ’s stance on this Wahala?

My country people, I hear sey Obansanjo dey vex for British authorities for the security laps that lead to governor Alamieyeseigha’s escape. Okay tell me if I’m wrong o. Isn’t it what my mother would call ‘pot calling kettle black’? As if we have better system in naija.Whether this is a PR move or a political platitude for him to stand on in his quest for a third term, I’m sure every reasonable Nigerians...

November 28, 2005

Bayelsa Personals

Name:Mr, Dr. Mrs(whatever) Deprieye AlamieyeseighaGender: Male or Female (whichever one I feel like today)Location: Amasoma, Yenegoa, London or in Germany getting a belly tuck.Occupation: Hobbies: Embezzlement, money-laundering, lying and cheatingDescription:I am an unimpressionable human being with...

November 11, 2005

Love and infatuation are the same in the beginning

Tell me. Don’t they all feel the same in the beginning? I’m talking about love and infatuation.You meet a total stranger for the first time and your heart skips a beat- Infatuation. Nothing could go wrong until the day after your first love making. Then you notice the scare on that person’s face which has been there all the while. He’s too short or she’s too skinny for me…and then heart break follows.Infatuation...

November 09, 2005

Blind Spot

The morning after. Just the way I had dreamt of it - The sun piercing through the huge kitchen window into my bowl of cereal on the round kitchen table. A smile darted across my lips and quickly fades away. I could smell her scent all over me -her love making. I couldn't pull myself together to read the magazine on the table. I was lost in thought. Still, I was stranded in the memories of last night...

November 07, 2005

Pardon me while I laugh!

It's just one of those days when time moves agonizingly slow. So I decided to use a few minutes to holler at my peeps out there.Perhaps I'm just a sucker for the truth or I'm just being plain retarded but I think I should get this thing of my chest for real. To my fellow Naija people who care to stop by and read blab, I hope to hear your opinion about this one. I feel I should take care of a little...